Shape Shift With Me

I mean this in the most polite way possible but people who find it weird or unrealistic that someone can have friends beyond a 5 year age gap have never participated in their local communities at all.

i realized today that i am growing garlic, chives, red onions, yellow onions, leeks, wild onion, and wild leeks. i have the opportunity to create the most cursed allium soup.

Can you mail me some

Anonymous:

Uh can mutuals slide into your dms? Asking for a friend.

mutuals can cum inside me i don’t even care

juls-art:
“ice piggies
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ice piggies

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hey Lois this revenge is freakin' sweet ehehehehehheh

If someone shows you a photo of their pet reptile/amphibian/bug/rat/hairless cat/literally whatever and your response is “ewww gross, I’d never let that thing in my home” the person has permission to slap you upside the head.

Police brutality is not just about using an illegal amount of physical force.

When the system is brutal, even simply doing their jobs is police brutality.

Jailing someone for possession of drugs, even if no illegal searches were performed, is police brutality.

Jailing a hungry person for stealing food while upholding the system that made them hungry is police brutality.

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[OCs] more vampire x werewolf stuff 🥂 (based on a prompt i saw on twitter!)

It kind of bothers me what "gooning" has come to mean in contemporary slang, not only because we already had perfectly good words for that, but because it's taking away a word which would otherwise have utility in other contexts. By rights, "gooning" should mean when large groups of broad-shouldered, eerily similar men with cute matching uniforms take turns getting punched by Batman.

Wait, that's not what it means? What does it mean?

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I've just noticed I've never posted this one so here I am, come back from hibernation, to share with you my piece for the @fmatriozine

very easy to boycott Eurovision Song Contest as I have no deep urge to watch mediocre songs be performed for 3 hours

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Concept art for the scene after Mario defeats Bowser in the final battle in Super Mario Odyssey, seen in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book.

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Russet: love watching you spiral

I do love putting on a show

No amount of men’s clothing is going to cover up my curves or my ass and I hate it, not because I hate having these proportions, but because every cis person assumes I’m a cis woman because of it. Other trans people immediately clock me, but I’m sick of everyone else treating me like a tomboy cis girl. It’s stupid but it also makes me feel less butch because of it, because im not “masculine” enough, even though nobody has ever told me that and it’s just me being a jerk to myself.

The annoying thing is that I have an inherited metabolic disorder that causes me to gain fat in specific places; I’m always going to be pear shaped, regardless of my diet or exercise. And I’m fine with that! I don’t hate my body or my proportions! I just hate how people perceive me because of them!